TODAY I AM TWENTY-ONE AND THIS IS HOW I WILL ACT BECAUSE I AM ENTITLED!!!!
What NOT to call your boyfriend
- Friend talking to her boyfriend: Hey kitten-tits, could you pass me a soda?
- My brain: "Kitten-tits"? That's cute/funny. I should invent one for my boyfriend. I'll just add 1 cute word to 1 body part word. Should be easy.
- Me to my boyfriend: Hey BABY-DICK could you hand me a soda?
- My brain: WTF DID I JUST DO?!
Back from a long hiatus with nothing other than…………
….a Misty costume.
P.S. I Google image searched “Pokemon Misty” for reference images and my childhood was completely ruined within the first page.
LOOK AT ME FOLLOWERS, I HAZ RED HAIR!!!!
It’s finally the right color.
I want to pick up a part time job as a stop sign.
Today I am painting men..and guns.
I am TOUGH!
This is a manly work in progress…once it’s finished, there will be more general kick-ass-ery in the image.
katerdid asked: you're amazing in all ways. i want to paint with you. i love the naked lady. you should give it to me...or better yet, paint me a octopus :D i'd pay :D
I can’t give you the naked lady because she’s a present for someone else. :/ I’ll paint you an octopus for sure though. The only question is: with or without a mustache? haha
leslieinfurs asked: How do you make me want to fuck you sooo bad?!
Imma publish this one so everyone can see what an awesome roommate I have.
To answer your question: I don’t know how I do it, but it works.
Please remember to use protection though…I don’t want baby ambers running around.
Finished.
Watercolor subtleties don’t translate well in photo booth. :/
I’ll be cutting my ear off now.
I am painting again. This feels wonderful. :)
I don’t even care that it might be inappropriate to give a half-naked-lady-painting as a Christmas gift.
- Me: Glad you aren't here to make fun of me.
- My brother: Why this time?
- Me: Well...my hair is sort of orange/yellow.
- My brother: .....you're an idiot. You put a campfire on your head.
- Me: love you too, brother.
My life is a soap opera lately
Except there’s no evil twins and there’s no interesting plot.
Basically it’s just background music and sadness.
This is me when you add boys to my life’s equation.
Me+ wiener possessors=????asdfghjkl???
(Source: beckysaless)
