TODAY I AM TWENTY-ONE AND THIS IS HOW I WILL ACT BECAUSE I AM ENTITLED!!!!
What NOT to call your boyfriend
- Friend talking to her boyfriend: Hey kitten-tits, could you pass me a soda?
- My brain: "Kitten-tits"? That's cute/funny. I should invent one for my boyfriend. I'll just add 1 cute word to 1 body part word. Should be easy.
- Me to my boyfriend: Hey BABY-DICK could you hand me a soda?
- My brain: WTF DID I JUST DO?!
Back from a long hiatus with nothing other than…………
….a Misty costume.
P.S. I Google image searched “Pokemon Misty” for reference images and my childhood was completely ruined within the first page.
LOOK AT ME FOLLOWERS, I HAZ RED HAIR!!!!
It’s finally the right color.
I want to pick up a part time job as a stop sign.
Today I am painting men..and guns.
I am TOUGH!
This is a manly work in progress…once it’s finished, there will be more general kick-ass-ery in the image.
katerdid said: you're amazing in all ways. i want to paint with you. i love the naked lady. you should give it to me...or better yet, paint me a octopus :D i'd pay :D
I can’t give you the naked lady because she’s a present for someone else. :/ I’ll paint you an octopus for sure though. The only question is: with or without a mustache? haha
Watercolor subtleties don’t translate well in photo booth. :/
I’ll be cutting my ear off now.
I am painting again. This feels wonderful. :)
I don’t even care that it might be inappropriate to give a half-naked-lady-painting as a Christmas gift.
haters gonna hate.
- Me: Glad you aren't here to make fun of me.
- My brother: Why this time?
- Me: Well...my hair is sort of orange/yellow.
- My brother: .....you're an idiot. You put a campfire on your head.
- Me: love you too, brother.