TODAY I AM TWENTY-ONE AND THIS IS HOW I WILL ACT BECAUSE I AM ENTITLED!!!!

What NOT to call your boyfriend

  • Friend talking to her boyfriend: Hey kitten-tits, could you pass me a soda?
  • My brain: "Kitten-tits"? That's cute/funny. I should invent one for my boyfriend. I'll just add 1 cute word to 1 body part word. Should be easy.
  • Me to my boyfriend: Hey BABY-DICK could you hand me a soda?
  • My brain: WTF DID I JUST DO?!

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Back from  a long hiatus with nothing other than…………….a Misty costume.P.S. I Google image searched “Pokemon Misty” for reference images and my childhood was completely ruined within the first page.

Back from  a long hiatus with nothing other than…………


….a Misty costume.

P.S. I Google image searched “Pokemon Misty” for reference images and my childhood was completely ruined within the first page.

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LOOK AT ME FOLLOWERS, I HAZ RED HAIR!!!!It’s finally the right color.I want to pick up a part time job as a stop sign.

LOOK AT ME FOLLOWERS, I HAZ RED HAIR!!!!

It’s finally the right color.

I want to pick up a part time job as a stop sign.

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Today I am painting men..and guns.I am TOUGH!This is a manly work in progress…once it’s finished, there will be more general kick-ass-ery in the image.

Today I am painting men..and guns.

I am TOUGH!

This is a manly work in progress…once it’s finished, there will be more general kick-ass-ery in the image.

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katerdid asked: you're amazing in all ways. i want to paint with you. i love the naked lady. you should give it to me...or better yet, paint me a octopus :D i'd pay :D

I can’t give you the naked lady because she’s a present for someone else. :/ I’ll paint you an octopus for sure though. The only question is: with or without a mustache? haha

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leslieinfurs asked: How do you make me want to fuck you sooo bad?!

Imma publish this one so everyone can see what an awesome roommate I have.

To answer your question: I don’t know how I do it, but it works.

Please remember to use protection though…I don’t want baby ambers running around.

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Finished.

Watercolor subtleties don’t translate well in photo booth. :/

I’ll be cutting my ear off now.

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I am painting again. This feels wonderful. :)

I don’t even care that it might be inappropriate to give a half-naked-lady-painting as a Christmas gift.

I am painting again. This feels wonderful. :)

I don’t even care that it might be inappropriate to give a half-naked-lady-painting as a Christmas gift.

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  • Me: Glad you aren't here to make fun of me.
  • My brother: Why this time?
  • Me: Well...my hair is sort of orange/yellow.
  • My brother: .....you're an idiot. You put a campfire on your head.
  • Me: love you too, brother.

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My life is a soap opera lately

Except there’s no evil twins and there’s no interesting plot.

Basically it’s just background music and sadness.

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This is me when you add boys to my life’s equation.
Me+ wiener possessors=????asdfghjkl???

This is me when you add boys to my life’s equation.

Me+ wiener possessors=????asdfghjkl???

(Source: beckysaless)

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